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                    如果有人問起,你怎么變胖了,你就說忘了。不

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                    如果有人問起,你怎么變胖了,你就說忘了。不

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                    7.有一天上課,老師教了我一句名言那就是:勁酒不喝喝法(蘭地)酒

                    8.如果有人問起,你怎么變胖了,你就說忘了。不要解釋,越解釋越悲傷~

                    9.我從不以強凌弱~~~我欺負他之前真不知道他比我弱…

                    10.媽媽問我有男朋友了么,我說沒有,媽媽說:這個可以有,我說:這個真沒有……

                    11.路見不平一聲吼,吼完繼續往前走

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                    13.上語文課老師讓背課文,一同學走過去,老師問:你來背?同學說:老師我就是來看看你。

                    14.-四姨媽讓三姨媽告訴二姨媽大姨媽來了。

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                    20.同學們你們有沒有把畫著“小烏龜”的紙條貼在同學的背后的事情、

                    21.小時候有沒有在電梯前把所有樓層的按鈕全按一遍,然后若無其事地離開。

                    22.人生百態,千奇百怪,難怪難怪,有了蠢蛋

                    23.單眼皮聰明,雙眼皮漂亮,我一個單一個雙。

                    24.老婆,別生氣。以后飯我來煮衣服我來洗,錢我來賺。笑一笑。

                    25.知識是一種使求知者吃得越多越覺得餓的糧食。

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                    27.沒吃過肯德基、麥當勞,吃紅薯、蘿卜也照樣長大了,而且不比別人差

                    28.做女人,就是要自強!等咱以后有錢了就養他五十個,蓋他個五層小樓,一樓圈十個。

                    29.晚上打牌,哥們說;快把你的藍牙打開,給我傳個大鬼。

                    30.我的痛你無法感覺我的愛你不曾相信你給的傷害無法想象
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